Chris: yeah, well... At least I put out for you all the time.
Me: maybe I'd put out more if you were actually a good fuck.
Chris: EXCUSE ME. I am the definition of a good fuck.
I woke up this morning to find out the NBA is...
Turkey Trot this morning
Did pretty well! Ran the 10k race with my dad and we did a 42:50 with a 6:52 minute miles. I came top 10 in my age group, so, not too shabby! :D Happy thanksgiving guys. Go easy on the toilet tonight.
I have a date tonight
WITH ANDY HULL, ROBERT MCDOWELL, CHRIS “LIGHTENING” FREEMAN, JONATHAN CORLEY AND TIM VERY!
You know you're a runner when
arewethereyetlifeofa20something: …the thing you look forward 2 the most on Thanksgiving isn’t turkey, but your local Turkey Trot race.
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